fleur: oh, i have to breathe underwater for an hour? better get myself a bubble of air!
cedric: yeah, bubble charm seems like the best solution.
harry: see i didn't think of that but i do have this handy plant.
everyone: what about you, viktor?
viktor: IM GONNA BE A FUCKING SHARK

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kellsinlalaland:

bordering-on-beautiful:

mall0mars:

youalrightfreddy:

This is my teacher right now.

Is your teacher a sting ray

THE TEACHER FROM FINDING NEMO.

I laughed so hard at this!! 

kellsinlalaland:

bordering-on-beautiful:

mall0mars:

youalrightfreddy:

This is my teacher right now.

Is your teacher a sting ray

THE TEACHER FROM FINDING NEMO.

I laughed so hard at this!! 

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disneylandguru:

hellomynameismaddy:

wheeliewifee:

sasha-smithy:

jemoess:

rainbowrosepetals:

msjoeybug:

wheelchairproblems:


More Daily Life Hacks Here

Can we all just stop for a sec and I MEAN COME THE FUCK ON. 

I’ve read some of the life hacks and some are damn good, but this…this is just insulting. “Oh that thing you need to MOVE and EXIST, we’ll just use it to “hack life” coz LOLZ!” FUCK NO!

wtf… 

WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK THAT IS NOT OKAY!
you know why i use a wheelchair? BECAUSE I CAN BARELY WALK FROM ONE SIDE OF MY HOUSE TO ANOTHER.
without my wheelchair, and accessible places to go, i spend all day, every day, at home.
you know why there are reduced prices for some people with disabilities? BECAUSE WE CAN’T ALL ACTUALLY GO TO WORK.
and heaps of us can’t afford to buy a wheelchair in the first place. mine is a trashed, second-hand folding wheelchair that originally belonged to a hospital. it’s designed to help people get from one point in the hospital to another, not for someone who needs to use it almost any time they want to leave their bed.
so how about all you fucked up people who keep suggesting that able bodied people pretend to be disabled go get lost.
YOU WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ALL THOSE REDUCED ENTRY PRICES? HAVE MY DISABILITY TOO, THANKS.

ALSO when there IS (and honestly, it rarely happens and you have to ask for the reduced price and then they give you grief about it and it’s just not worth it) a reduced price it’s BECAUSE PART OR MOST OF THE EVENT IS INACCESSIBLE.
And able-bodied people who pretend to be disabled are the scum of the earth because you make it so much more difficult for those of us who are disabled in non-typical ways to be believed.

ba ha ha. BA HA HA HA.
Yeah. That $2/ticket savings (when it is very rarely offered) would TOTALLY pay off my $10,000 chair in no time!

[Image description: Picture of a black manual wheelchair. Text over the image reads, “Buy a wheelchair and use it when you go to the cinema, museums, etc. The reduced entry prices mean that it will pay for itself within a year, anything after that is pure savings.” Text in the bottom right corner reads, “LifeHackable.tumblr.com”]
Wow.

This goes for Disneyland as well people. 

disneylandguru:

hellomynameismaddy:

wheeliewifee:

sasha-smithy:

jemoess:

rainbowrosepetals:

msjoeybug:

wheelchairproblems:

More Daily Life Hacks Here

Can we all just stop for a sec and I MEAN COME THE FUCK ON. 

I’ve read some of the life hacks and some are damn good, but this…this is just insulting. “Oh that thing you need to MOVE and EXIST, we’ll just use it to “hack life” coz LOLZ!” FUCK NO!

wtf… 

WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK THAT IS NOT OKAY!

you know why i use a wheelchair? BECAUSE I CAN BARELY WALK FROM ONE SIDE OF MY HOUSE TO ANOTHER.

without my wheelchair, and accessible places to go, i spend all day, every day, at home.

you know why there are reduced prices for some people with disabilities? BECAUSE WE CAN’T ALL ACTUALLY GO TO WORK.

and heaps of us can’t afford to buy a wheelchair in the first place. mine is a trashed, second-hand folding wheelchair that originally belonged to a hospital. it’s designed to help people get from one point in the hospital to another, not for someone who needs to use it almost any time they want to leave their bed.

so how about all you fucked up people who keep suggesting that able bodied people pretend to be disabled go get lost.

YOU WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ALL THOSE REDUCED ENTRY PRICES? HAVE MY DISABILITY TOO, THANKS.

ALSO when there IS (and honestly, it rarely happens and you have to ask for the reduced price and then they give you grief about it and it’s just not worth it) a reduced price it’s BECAUSE PART OR MOST OF THE EVENT IS INACCESSIBLE.

And able-bodied people who pretend to be disabled are the scum of the earth because you make it so much more difficult for those of us who are disabled in non-typical ways to be believed.

ba ha ha.
BA HA HA HA.

Yeah. That $2/ticket savings (when it is very rarely offered) would TOTALLY pay off my $10,000 chair in no time!

[Image description: Picture of a black manual wheelchair. Text over the image reads, “Buy a wheelchair and use it when you go to the cinema, museums, etc. The reduced entry prices mean that it will pay for itself within a year, anything after that is pure savings.” Text in the bottom right corner reads, “LifeHackable.tumblr.com”]

Wow.

This goes for Disneyland as well people. 

(via disneylandguru)


sassykardashian:

"mom, I’m hungry" "make yourself something"

image

(via stand)


disneylandguru:

Want to talk about Creepy Disneyland? who remembers the clown that would watch you you go all the way around the sun wheel? 

disneylandguru:

Want to talk about Creepy Disneyland? who remembers the clown that would watch you you go all the way around the sun wheel? 

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bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

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